I was walking through a parking garage and spotted this danger ranger. Surprisingly well executed repair. Notice how the edges are beveled in the curved sections and it’s actually sealed all the way around. I think he should paint it black though. It would look like he just had a tinted window from far away!

Danger Ranger owner: Your Trailer Park Is Showing!

Your Trailer Park Is Showing - Deliciously White Trash

Tom spotted this trashy El Camino in California. I like how it’s all tied down with a single piece of rope that actually goes through the cab! It could be worse, at least it has decent paint and body work. The spoke hub caps really throw things off, but give it a nice touch of trailer park that we all can appreciate.

El Camino driver: Your Trailer Park Is Showing!

Your Trailer Park Is Showing - Deliciously White Trash

I was over at The Dupe’s house a few nights ago and saw this when I was leaving. That’s a speaker wire gutter repair! If you look really close, you can make out some tape or something under the wire. I figure the tape is there to stop the water from leaking and the speaker wire is there to hold the pieces of the gutter together. The horrible paint job really ties it all together.

Apartment Maintenance Guy: Your Trailer Park Is Showing!

Your Trailer Park Is Showing - Deliciously White Trash

Once again, a trip to the local auto parts store doesn’t disappoint! Not only can this sweet horn make your car sound like the General Lee, but it can also make it sound like a chicken! It even has a PA function so you can harass your sleeping friends and neighbors from a distance!

I’m surprised no one has picked this guy up yet. Judging from how old the box looks, it’s been on the shelf for a while.

If you want this on your car: Your Trailer Park Is Showing!

Your Trailer Park Is Showing - Deliciously White Trash

This is a prime example of how you can take the man out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the man. That is, in fact, a CB radio mounted in a Mercedes.

Come on, a CB radio? Who the hell even still uses these things? Truckers, I know, but that rig doesn’t look like it can haul very much. He could have at least used a smaller antenna… Or just bought a cell phone.

Mercedes owner: Your Trailer Park Is Showing!

Your Trailer Park Is Showing - Deliciously White Trash