Sweet Horn!


Once again, a trip to the local auto parts store doesn’t disappoint! Not only can this sweet horn make your car sound like the General Lee, but it can also make it sound like a chicken! It even has a PA function so you can harass your sleeping friends and neighbors from a distance!

I’m surprised no one has picked this guy up yet. Judging from how old the box looks, it’s been on the shelf for a while.

If you want this on your car: Your Trailer Park Is Showing!

Redneck First Aid Kit


I was at the local parts store and saw this guy sitting on the shelf. If you have a mullet, then this redneck first aid kit will call to you in your dreams after you just cut your hand off with your neighbor’s chainsaw.

Auto parts store: Your Trailer Park Is Showing!