This was sent in from Louisiana. We’ve all seen the stereotypical duck tape windows, but this one has a little extra. There is just a touch of priority post tape at the bottom to really set off the window and make it pop really nice.
I was over at The Dupe’s house a few nights ago and saw this when I was leaving. That’s a speaker wire gutter repair! If you look really close, you can make out some tape or something under the wire. I figure the tape is there to stop the water from leaking and the speaker wire is there to hold the pieces of the gutter together. The horrible paint job really ties it all together.
Apartment Maintenance Guy: Your Trailer Park Is Showing!
You can’t really get more deliciously white trash than a duck tape wallet! Well… Maybe you can, but it will most likely involve an 1980’s IROC Camaro and a mullet.
So go out to the garage or kitchen cabinet and grab your trusty spool of the shiny stuff and make yourself a wallet! If you do a good job, send a picture to firstname.lastname@example.org and we might just make you internet famous!
Take a wild guess who this motorcycle belongs to. Go ahead… Guess!
The Dupe rode his bike over to the house today and was complaining about how his gloves were slipping on his motorcycle hand grips. I wasn’t surprised since these were his grips. I went in the house for a while and came back out to find this in their place. The idea here is that the sand paper is rough enough to stop the gloves from slipping. The red electrical tape is there because he didn’t see the black roll sitting right next to it, and the black tape is Gorilla tape. If you don’t know what Gorilla tape is, it’s basically Duck Tape on steroids.
The Dupe, I hope we start getting more submissions or someone else around here starts doing some trailer park stuff. In the meantime, Your Trailer Park Is Showing!